previously in the ventilation shaft…the end of the ventilation shaft.
There's a sound like a gunshot behind me. Gunshot? Is he crazy? In here? I kick the grating off the ventilation shaft and give a quick look around before I crawl through and lower myself to the floor. Definitely not a bar at the end of the universe. I'm not sure if that's good or bad. It
is the mall, however. Aww man. Security guard. Again. And it's the same guy from before. This should go well.
"Hey! You again?" He doesn't look all that happy.
"Yeah. Sorry, officer. Um, there's a man with a gun coming in behind me. You might want to keep an eye on him." And I casually stroll past the security guard to the main doors. The mall's not as busy as I figured it would be. Oh well, I can still get lost enough to slip through the doors unnoticed…
Unless the guy has buddies waiting outside. Damn.
A large man points a large gun at my head. "You have something we want."
"Can't imagine what I could possibly have that you would want."
"The combination. Hand it over," the man with the gun growls. The other guy just stands there looking fierce.
He's kidding right? "Combination?" I ask, trying to look as confused as possible. "I really don't have any idea what you're talking about."
"Shoot 'im. We'll just dig it off him after he's dead," the fierce-looking one says, which scares me a little.
Gotta think fast here - something to get out of this without getting shot.
Hey - look at that - someone's car alarm went off and both of these goons turned around to see what it was. I'll just go this way.
Yep, right back into the mall and into where the other goon is… being lead away in handcuffs by the security guard. I slow to a walk and ease myself into a staff corridor. No goons at the end. For now.
Looking around, I make my way around the parking deck and locate my car… okay, not my car, but the car I'm using for this little excursion. Too many people know my car.
*****
"And the combination is safe in the hands of the…"
"Foreign dignitary who lost it. Yes," I finish for Pete. "Everything's fine."
"What about those guys who were following you?"
"They've been taken into custody by the local authorities. The one the mall guard stopped rolled on his buddies."
"That's good. So…"
"So, I'm going to go home and get some rest. Bye, Pete." And I make my way out of the office before he can stop me. I need to get my sleep pattern back on something of it's normal track. That trip to the end of the universe threw everything out of whack.